So - Covid 19?

Right.  Covid 19.  At the time we are writing this we are closed as a nonessential business by order of the governor.

The is not to be confused with the other times we were closed by order of the governor,

Seriously, we are quite proud to be living in a State with a Governor who is not afraid of science, is willing to take educated advice and is making the hard decisions.  If we didn't know better, we would say this is how government should work.

Did Someone Really Ask These Questions?

Well, if by someone you mean us in an effort to distract you from real issues, then - yes.

Are You Open?

What's it to you?  Yes, we are probably open. (Unless, you know, Covid.)   We are open a lot.  Our hours are somewhere on this site and all over the web.  They are correct as posted - unless they aren't.  There's a lot of stuff to keep track of.

Why Doesn't Everything Ship For Free?

Really?  You want to know why we don't match the free shipping offered by a behemoth company that has gutted and dominated entire sectors of the consumer economy and is often rewarded by investors for not turning a profit?

Fair enough.

We can't afford to offer it.  And we understand if that means you will have to shop somewhere else.  That's okay.  It's not like we are going to harvest your information and add you to some sort of Revenge List.  Nope,  Don't you worry.

Is There A Revenge List? Should I Be Worried?

Revenge List? Don't be silly.  Who told you there was a Revenge List?

Are Items In the Store, But Not Listed on This Site Available?

Maybe.  We suppose you could drop us a line or give us a call and we can check on that for you.

Why Isn't This FAQ List More Helpful?

Oh, A  Troublemaker.  Why don't you leave your name and we will put it on the list.  Uh, we mean we will get back to you.