FAQ

Did Someone Really Frequently Ask These Questions?

Well, if by someone you mean us in an effort to distract you from real issues, then - yes.

Are You Open?

Yes, we are probably open. We are open a lot. Our hours are somewhere on this site and all over the web. They are correct as posted - unless they aren't. There's a lot of stuff to keep track of.

Why Doesn't Everything Ship For Free?

Really? You want to know why we don't match the free shipping offered by a behemoth company that has gutted and dominated entire sectors of the consumer economy and is often rewarded by investors for not turning a profit?

Fair enough.

The reason is; we can't afford to offer it. And we understand if that means you will have to shop somewhere else. That's okay. It's not like we are going to harvest your information and add you to some sort of Revenge List. Nope, Don't you worry.

Is There A Revenge List? Should I Be Worried?

Revenge List? Don't be silly. Who told you there was a Revenge List?

Are Items In the Store, But Not Listed on This Site Available?

Most of the items in the store are not listed on this site. Give us a call and we will see what we can do for you. Or find a really good psychic and have them tell you what we have. While you are a t it- ask them about your mystery admirer.

Why Isn't This FAQ List More Helpful?

Oh, A Troublemaker. Why don't you leave your name and we will put it on the list. Uh, we mean we will get back to you. There isn't any list.